Friday, October 24, 2008

Donkey Punch [2008]


"Could it have been more successful named Dirty Sanchez, Rusty Trombone or Cleveland Steamer?"

Synopsis:  Three hot hoochies from the UK travel to Spain where they meet a group sailors with a yaught to party on.  When one of the tarts is killed during the aptly named sex act, blame is assigned, plots are devised, and more death is inevitable.

Review:  Donkey Punch is devoid of any original merit, creative thought, or vested artistic touch; but who the fuck needs all that when you have yayo, death by outboard motor and possibly some rear entry!??!  NC-17?  Yes, please.  Donkey Punch, a blend of Dead Calm and Very Bad Things,  is solid.  The cast is young and attractive, without being retarded and boring (like most U.S. features of similar stature), and give strong performances until they're violently and entertainingly killed off.  The story could be quite real and is mostly relatable - a principal key to it's success.

7/10

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